Music: Crashing Through the Snow Lyrics

One thing SantaCon is good for is bastardized Christmas carols, and being such a bitter woman myself, I do enjoy a dark and grim (yet cheerful) song.  Here’s my new favorite, direct from the SantaCon 2007 songbook:

Crashing Through the Snow
(to the tune of “Jingle Bells”) 

Crashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O’er the cliff we go
Shrieking all the way
Bell and sirens ring
Marking where we crashed
They put us in intensive care
They don’t think we’ll last
Jingle bells, funeral bells
Ringing all the way
Oh what fools we were to ride
In that one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, funeral bells
Ringing all the way
Oh what fools we were to ride
In that one horse open sleigh